February 2011
January 2011
Forget This Week.
You Can Eat Shit And Fucking Die!
This Break...
This break has been just wonderful. I’ve gotten the sleep I needed, and the relaxing time I’ve longed for. Every day this week (besides Thursday) I’ve slept in till around 9, and I wake up to a quiet house. I turn on some music and make coffee, shower, then relax.
I always complain about not being able to watch the things I want to because of my little sisters being around....
This cold will be the death of me.
Stupid Amherst.
So. I have this awful cold. I woke up in the middle of the night last night becuase I couldn’t breathe well. And tomorrow, I have to walk to school to talk to my counselor about my schedule…which she already approved. Sounds fun right? Hopefully we don’t get too much snow tonight. My plan is to wake up and call her right off the bat, just so I can get it over with. I would go...
Thumbs Up, Mother Fucker.
Alright...Not Too Bad.
Today was a lot better than yesterday. Which is great, I just hope it continues.
I’m looking forward to this little break. I plan on getting a lot of sleep, seeing as how the house will be quiet all day. Also, I’m planning on watching many documentaries via Netflix, filling my mind with information I probably don’t want to know, be feel I need to know. I recently watched the...
Mental Disconnect.
All I want is to feel normal again.
Oh, Hey! I Feel Great!
Craaaaaaaassssssssshhhhhhhhh. Nevermind.
Where Did That Come From...
I always wonder where certain aspects of my personality came from, as in whom am I related to with similar traits. Example: Where did I get my constant ”Why are you talking to me” attitude? Where did that come from? Or where did I get my interest in drugs and the culture surrounding them? Music taste? Humor? Where did that all come from? Who knows.
Just Gunna Rant For A Sec...
Tonight missionaries from my Mothers church came to our house for dinner. Afterwards, they wanted to share a little lesson. In this lesson, I was told that “Heavenly Father loves me as much, if not MORE than my own father on Earth”. I almost said something along the lines of, “No, I’m pretty sure my real father loves me a tad more…” Good thing I didn’t.
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“I was gunna stay overnight at my friends house, he said, ‘You’re...”
– Mitch Hedberg. (The Man Who Sees The World Through Rose-Colored Glasses)
“It don’t make sense goin’ to heaven with the goody goodies dressed...”
– Biggie Smalls
SNL
“I’ll take Jap Anus Relations for $400.”
Makes me laugh so hard, every single time.
I don’t like this.
THE OFFICE.
Dwight: Very good! You have earned one Schrute Buck.
Stanley: I don’t want it.
Dwight: Then you have been deducted 50 Schrute Bucks!
Stanley: Make it 100.
Dwight: We—- Don’t you wanna earn Schrute Bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?
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